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Say What? (Most Idiotic Musician Quote)
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2 yrs 2 mos ago
Alright, we all know that things can be taken out of context. But at the end of the day, there are some things said that can’t possibly be exaggerated. We’d make a few more smart-ass comments, but we’ll let these guys do the talking.
(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)
To submit your own nominations go here. To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here. To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here. To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals” go here. To vote in our fourth category “Don’t Try This at Home….. Or Anywhere” go here. To vote in our fifth category, “Lies!” go here. |
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Lies! (Most Overrated artist)
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2 yrs 2 mos ago
The blogs are buzzing; all those cool hipsters you want as your friends love them; Spin and Kerrang! gave their record 41/2 stars; and since Noel Gallagher likes them, NME gave them 5. And then you listen, assured by music connoisseurs all around that they will be your ticket to full spiritual and mental enlightenment. And they aren’t. This isn’t really us ripping on the artists as much as the people who over-hyped them. So in our least-insulting category, we wonder: Who is the most over-rated artist?
(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.) To submit your own nominations go here. To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here. To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here. To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals” go here. To vote in our fourth category “Don’t Try This at Home….. Or Anywhere” go here. |
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Don’t Try This At Home… Or Anywhere (Worst Cover)
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2 yrs 2 mos ago
Don’t Try This At Home… Or Anywhere (Worst Cover)
There’s this song. And you love it. You really really do. Like, a lot. And then, something terrible happens. Some other artist sings it. And now your ears are shattered, your fond feelings toward the original now tainted. The effects would not be that bad if it was just a drunken night at a karaoke bar… but no, an actual recording artist RECORDED AND RELEASED IT! Fuck you, Avril…. Just…. Fuck You. (I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.) To submit your own nominations: http://johnnynotsid.buzznet.com/user/journal/1063201/help-me-please/ To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It”: http://johnnynotsid.buzznet.com/user/polls/58631/ To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened”: http://johnnynotsid.buzznet.com/user/polls/58971/ To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals”: http://johnnynotsid.buzznet.com/user/polls/59841/ |
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And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals (Worst Album by a Bad Artist)
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2 yrs 2 mos ago
The Double-Slammy. You know those albums your friends with bad taste in music made you listen to? Or the ones you listened to with your friends just to laugh at? Or the ones that you somehow got talked into buying without any former knowledge of the artist’s embarrassing lack of talent? And then you ended up crying on the floor as blood oozed from your ears as a result? Well… Message to our nominees: Not only does your album suck, but you suck too. Take that!
Only three categories into this award process, we’ve come to notice a few things: You all REALLY hate Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne, and Hannah Montana. But in the spirit of not repeating ourselves, we’ve tried to go with a more minority viewpoint. Except with Avril. We’ll make sure she is nominated as much as possible. Paris too. But Hannah Montanna we’ll go easy on since she’s a kid. Once was enough. (I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.) To submit your own nominations, go here. To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here. To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here. |
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Go Back to The Studio, and We’ll Pretend This Never Happened (Worst Album by Good Artist)
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2 yrs 2 mos ago
You know how you love an artist so much it seems they can do no wrong? And then it turns out they can? Let’s face it, even some of the greatest artists ever have put out a crappy album or two (or three, or four). So, in what will be probably the second least insulting category in these awards, we present “Go back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” or “Worst Album by Good Artist.”
(I would like to remind you all that I am not the one who picks all of these, and that if enough people ask for something to be nominated, they go on the list. One of my favorite albums happens to be included in this category.) To submit your own nominee ideas, go here To vote in our first category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” (Worst Artist), go here. |
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Buzznet Music Razzies Category One: Get a Day Job, Don't Quit It (Worst "Artist")
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2 yrs 2 mos ago
Let’s face it: As humans, we love to hate as much as we love to love. Especially when it comes to music. And so we wish to indulge your various loathings and give these awards.
For truly pathetic instances in the history of recorded music, a crack team of Buzznet music lovers/haters have compiled categories and nominees for you a) vote for with delight, b) express outrage over the nominations, c) just plain hate. Actually, we’d prefer that you would abstain from B. We don’t care if you love that artist/song/album/whatever, just vote for something else then. We’re not catering to your likes and dislikes. And no, most of these nominations were not picked by the poster. Don’t shoot the messenger. To submit your own nominees, go here: http://johnnynotsid.buzznet.com/user/journal/1063201/help-me-please/ This is how it will work: Every couple of days, we put up a new category for you all. You vote on our handpicked nominees. We count the votes at certain deadlines. Once all categories have been picked, we will hold a celebration. So, let the spite commence! |
Should Rock Stars Embrace Their Fame?
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2 yrs 2 mos ago
There's a fine line between harmlessly enjoying the perks of newfound celebrity and completely sticking your head up your ass --- especially if you're a musician. But to avoid crossing it, some become reclusive and mopey about their time in the spotlight-- is that ungrateful? Should they enjoy and appreciate it when they have the chance? Or is being embarrassed about it a good thing?
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Best "Couple Name" for Gerard and Lyn-Z
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2 yrs 3 mos ago
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Who is the Best Couple in Rock and Roll?
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2 yrs 4 mos ago
Amiable exes Buckingham Nicks? The Hardcore Homme-Dalle's? The Mysterious Artsy-Fartsy Butler-Chassagnes? The Vintage Punk Smiths?
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Who is your favorite Member of Arcade Fire?
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2 yrs 5 mos ago
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