Jessica Alba recently said in an issue of Elle magazine, "Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality. That's not part of it for me." Ummm…… Excuse me? Interesting words from a woman who likes to pose nude and scantily clad and who has posed in FHM and Maxim. What’s your retort to Playboy’s “Sex Star of the Year”? Ashly and I came up with a list of retorts. See if you can outwit us.
 
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PanasonicYouth: 01/07/2008 5:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT.
breesays: 01/07/2008 5:14 PM
Hahah. I like, "No? So, it uses you?"
tryingtofindthewords: 01/07/2008 5:22 PM
Haha I like the first one the best
We rule :D
Charlee: 01/07/2008 5:25 PM
i pitty her for living in her fantasy world were she thinks she is a good actress
jennybean: 01/07/2008 5:27 PM
I read somewhere that she refuses to do any nudity. So I guess buck naked and barely wrapped in a blanket doesn't count, huh? Sometimes I like her better when she's not talking.
bulletproofheeb: 01/07/2008 5:40 PM
She doesn't use her sexuality at all. She uses her body to trigger everyone else's sexuality. And she does it all while still being a serious actress.
She doesn't use her sexuality at all. She uses her body to trigger everyone else's sexuality. And she does it all while still being a serious actress.


TOTALLY
She doesn't use her sexuality at all. She uses her body to trigger everyone else's sexuality. And she does it all while still being a serious actress.
...that would be believable, expect for the existence of the Fantastic Four movies.
bulletproofheeb: 01/07/2008 5:44 PM

...that would be believable, expect for the existence of the Fantastic Four movies.
Yeah. I just think of those as the "Really Nice Two". I mean, fantastic? That's just bragging. And not physically true.
newageamazon said:
...that would be believable, expect for the existence of the Fantastic Four movies.
Yeah. I just think of those as the "Really Nice Two". I mean, fantastic? That's just bragging. And not physically true.
See, I'd totally do her.

I just won't watch her movies without copious amounts of alcohol in my system. Sin City being the exception.
Ikky-ikky-arriba!: 01/07/2008 5:49 PM
HAHAHA.
This is too brilliant.
bulletproofheeb: 01/07/2008 5:52 PM

See, I'd totally do her.
I just won't watch her movies without copious amounts of alcohol in my system. Sin City being the exception.
Not arguing either of those points. But she's not the voluptuous type. For that you should turn towards someone like Scarlett Johansson. But Alba's top? They're nice. Not fantastic.

Now, if she wanted to brag about her legs...
Okay, the legs are nice. And I'm not saying I'd kick ScarJo out of bed.

But with Alba, as much as she might deny it, she's got the Latina features going on. And I've got a thing for Latinas (please see my fucked up crush on Michelle Rodriguez).
Harold Bensington: 01/07/2008 6:11 PM
LOOK AT THE BOOBIES!! =]
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