Dildohead & Noodleshitter > Douchebag

There is nothing wrong with using your voice. In fact, everyone should. However, some people fail to use it in a way that makes any real impact while simultaneously acting like they’re the new Martin Luther King. And, in the words of Against Me! They “Come of kind of contrived and pretentious/you’re not saying anything we haven’t heard before.” We don’t mind voicing your opinion, but stop pretending to be doing anything epic when you’re really not.

(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)

To submit your own nominations go here.
To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here.
To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here.
To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals” go here.
To vote in our fourth category “Don’t Try This at Home….. Or Anywhere” go here.
To vote in our fifth category, “Lies!” go here.
To Vote in our Sixth category “Say What” go here. To Vote in our Seventh category “To the Thunderdome With You!” To Vote in our Eighth Category “The MMM..Bop Award for most Annoying Single” go here. To Vote in our Ninth Category “Would You Like Fries With That? (Most Depressing Band Member Solo Career)” go here. To Vote in our TenthCategory “The Caligula Award for Most Astounding Rumor/Scandal in Music” go here. To Vote in our Eleventh Category “Go Back to Guitar Hero (Worst Live Act)” go here. To Vote in our Twelfth Category “Panic! at the Fudge Tunnel Apparatus (Worst band Name)” go here.
To Vote in our Thirteenth Category “The Mick Jagger Award for Worst Attempt by a Musician at Acting” go here.
To Vote in our Fourteenth Category “The Keanu Reeves Award for Worst Attempt by a Movie Star at being a Rock Star” go here.
To Vote in our 15th category “The Pen is More Painful Than the Sword (Worst Lyrics)” go here.