johnnynotsid

Some people are poets. Some people are not. Some people aren’t but think they are. Some people don’t think they are poets but try to write lyrics anyway. Some people put verbal idiocy to music and have the nerve to release it. These people suck. We hate these people.

(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)

To submit your own nominations go here.
To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here.
To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here.
To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals” go here.
To vote in our fourth category “Don’t Try This at Home….. Or Anywhere” go here.
To vote in our fifth category, “Lies!” go here.
To Vote in our Sixth category “Say What” go here. To Vote in our Seventh category “To the Thunderdome With You!” To Vote in our Eighth Category “The MMM..Bop Award for most Annoying Single” go here. To Vote in our Ninth Category “Would You Like Fries With That? (Most Depressing Band Member Solo Career)” go here. To Vote in our TenthCategory “The Caligula Award for Most Astounding Rumor/Scandal in Music” go here. To Vote in our Eleventh Category “Go Back to Guitar Hero (Worst Live Act)” go here. To Vote in our Twelfth Category “Panic! at the Fudge Tunnel Apparatus (Worst band Name)” go here.
To Vote in our Thirteenth Category “The Mick Jagger Award for Worst Attempt by a Musician at Acting” go here.
To Vote in our Fourteenth Category “The Keanu Reeves Award for Worst Attempt by a Movie Star at being a Rock Star” go here.