johnnynotsid

Let’s face it: There has been a lot of drama surrounding the buzzmaker badge. As a buzzmaker myself, I don’t get why. But I know it would do no good to explain why. So as an alternative to this crazy popularity game for a badge and self-centered presumption going around, I’m giving you all an alternative way to indulge your obsession: Thinking about OTHER people who are worthy.

I’ve picked some impressive contributors to our community for you all to choose from.

This is in no way affiliated with the buzznet administrators. The winner of this is not necessarily going to become a buzzmaker and in no way does anything I, an ordinary user do have any true affect on this decision. This is for fun.

If one of the people you think is worthy is not in the choices, write them in the comments. If I think the suggestion is valid/obvious enough, I’ll add them to the choices.

If you suggest yourself, you will instantly turn into Courtney Love’s toilet. I will make sure of that with my magical buzzmaker powers. I will also delete your comment and send you a note regarding your epic fail.

If you're in this poll and realy don't want to be, tell me and I will remove you. Sorry!

Rock and Roll is the music of youth, and it may also be the fountain of it. These ladies have been perfectly preserved and still rock as hard as they used to (not to mention harder than musicians half their age). So which of these seasoned beauties is your favorite?

Rock and Roll is the music of youth, and it may also be the fountain of it. These ladies have been perfectly preserved and still rock as hard as they used to (not to mention harder than musicians half their age). So which of these seasoned beauties is your favorite?

Let’s face it, as much as we love Tom Petty, this year’s halftime show SUCKED BIGTIME. We’re all sick of this ‘playing it safe’ crap since Janet decided to whip out her titty on a Sunday afternoon. After Paul McCartney and Petty’s snoozefests, we’ve had enough! Bring back joint shows between the new and the old! Here are some hot collaborations for you guys to choose from.
Poll conceived by Ashly and Wendy
(Oh, and for all you music snobs out there who are planning on internet screaming over some of our choices and collaborations, just hold the cow you're about to shit and suggest/vote for somebody else. It really is not a big deal. AT ALL)

Recently, bands such as The Stooges, The Shins and Gogol Bordello signed up to rock the rabbit, releasing their own spins on the famous Playboy Bunny logo. That got us thinking a bit. Why should Playboy have all the fun? Why not have some musicians pimp some different recognizable icons and logos? What kind of rock star logo transformations would you like to see?

Logo ideas by the collaborative lunacy of Ashly and Wendy

Photo manipulations by Bree, Wendy and Mendoza.

Jessica Alba recently said in an issue of Elle magazine, "Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality. That's not part of it for me." Ummm…… Excuse me? Interesting words from a woman who likes to pose nude and scantily clad and who has posed in FHM and Maxim. What’s your retort to Playboy’s “Sex Star of the Year”? Ashly and I came up with a list of retorts. See if you can outwit us.

It’s been a long and hard journey, ladies and gentlemen. The poster for one is pooped. We have come to the end and people still haven’t figured out that johnnynotsid did not pick the nominees. Now, in honor of this long-ass awards process, are last category is: Worst Artist from Decades Past.

To submit your own nominations go here.
To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here.
To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here.
To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals” go here.
To vote in our fourth category “Don’t Try This at Home….. Or Anywhere” go here.
To vote in our fifth category, “Lies!” go here.
To Vote in our Sixth category “Say What” go here. To Vote in our Seventh category “To the Thunderdome With You!” To Vote in our Eighth Category “The MMM..Bop Award for most Annoying Single” go here. To Vote in our Ninth Category “Would You Like Fries With That? (Most Depressing Band Member Solo Career)” go here. To Vote in our TenthCategory “The Caligula Award for Most Astounding Rumor/Scandal in Music” go here. To Vote in our Eleventh Category “Go Back to Guitar Hero (Worst Live Act)” go here. To Vote in our Twelfth Category “Panic! at the Fudge Tunnel Apparatus (Worst band Name)” go here.
To Vote in our Thirteenth Category “The Mick Jagger Award for Worst Attempt by a Musician at Acting” go here.
To Vote in our Fourteenth Category “The Keanu Reeves Award for Worst Attempt by a Movie Star at being a Rock Star” go here.
To Vote in our 15th category “The Pen is More Painful Than the Sword (Worst Lyrics)” go here.
To Vote in our 16th category “Not Thrilling. (Worst Attempt at being Edgy or Political) go here.
To Vote in our 17th category “The LAME! It BURNS! (Worst Attempt at Being Hip or Cool) go here.

The music scene is always changing and many artists try to keep up. Some succeed by means of constant reinvention (David Bowie, Madonna), others by assuming a signature look they’ve created (The Ramones, Stevie Nicks). Some do the inexplicable and define cool by being total dorks (Elvis Costello, My Chemical Romance). Some try being hip and their failure at it borders on devastation (or crosses that border entirely). So in tribute we salute those pathetic attempts at staying "with it."


(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)

To submit your own nominations go here.
To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here.
To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here.
To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals” go here.
To vote in our fourth category “Don’t Try This at Home….. Or Anywhere” go here.
To vote in our fifth category, “Lies!” go here.
To Vote in our Sixth category “Say What” go here. To Vote in our Seventh category “To the Thunderdome With You!” To Vote in our Eighth Category “The MMM..Bop Award for most Annoying Single” go here. To Vote in our Ninth Category “Would You Like Fries With That? (Most Depressing Band Member Solo Career)” go here. To Vote in our TenthCategory “The Caligula Award for Most Astounding Rumor/Scandal in Music” go here. To Vote in our Eleventh Category “Go Back to Guitar Hero (Worst Live Act)” go here. To Vote in our Twelfth Category “Panic! at the Fudge Tunnel Apparatus (Worst band Name)” go here.
To Vote in our Thirteenth Category “The Mick Jagger Award for Worst Attempt by a Musician at Acting” go here.
To Vote in our Fourteenth Category “The Keanu Reeves Award for Worst Attempt by a Movie Star at being a Rock Star” go here.
To Vote in our 15th category “The Pen is More Painful Than the Sword (Worst Lyrics)” go here.
To Vote in our 16th category “Not Thrilling. (Worst Attempt at being Edgy or Political) go here.

There is nothing wrong with using your voice. In fact, everyone should. However, some people fail to use it in a way that makes any real impact while simultaneously acting like they’re the new Martin Luther King. And, in the words of Against Me! They “Come of kind of contrived and pretentious/you’re not saying anything we haven’t heard before.” We don’t mind voicing your opinion, but stop pretending to be doing anything epic when you’re really not.

(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)

To submit your own nominations go here.
To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here.
To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here.
To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals” go here.
To vote in our fourth category “Don’t Try This at Home….. Or Anywhere” go here.
To vote in our fifth category, “Lies!” go here.
To Vote in our Sixth category “Say What” go here. To Vote in our Seventh category “To the Thunderdome With You!” To Vote in our Eighth Category “The MMM..Bop Award for most Annoying Single” go here. To Vote in our Ninth Category “Would You Like Fries With That? (Most Depressing Band Member Solo Career)” go here. To Vote in our TenthCategory “The Caligula Award for Most Astounding Rumor/Scandal in Music” go here. To Vote in our Eleventh Category “Go Back to Guitar Hero (Worst Live Act)” go here. To Vote in our Twelfth Category “Panic! at the Fudge Tunnel Apparatus (Worst band Name)” go here.
To Vote in our Thirteenth Category “The Mick Jagger Award for Worst Attempt by a Musician at Acting” go here.
To Vote in our Fourteenth Category “The Keanu Reeves Award for Worst Attempt by a Movie Star at being a Rock Star” go here.
To Vote in our 15th category “The Pen is More Painful Than the Sword (Worst Lyrics)” go here.

Some people are poets. Some people are not. Some people aren’t but think they are. Some people don’t think they are poets but try to write lyrics anyway. Some people put verbal idiocy to music and have the nerve to release it. These people suck. We hate these people.

(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)

To submit your own nominations go here.
To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here.
To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here.
To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals” go here.
To vote in our fourth category “Don’t Try This at Home….. Or Anywhere” go here.
To vote in our fifth category, “Lies!” go here.
To Vote in our Sixth category “Say What” go here. To Vote in our Seventh category “To the Thunderdome With You!” To Vote in our Eighth Category “The MMM..Bop Award for most Annoying Single” go here. To Vote in our Ninth Category “Would You Like Fries With That? (Most Depressing Band Member Solo Career)” go here. To Vote in our TenthCategory “The Caligula Award for Most Astounding Rumor/Scandal in Music” go here. To Vote in our Eleventh Category “Go Back to Guitar Hero (Worst Live Act)” go here. To Vote in our Twelfth Category “Panic! at the Fudge Tunnel Apparatus (Worst band Name)” go here.
To Vote in our Thirteenth Category “The Mick Jagger Award for Worst Attempt by a Musician at Acting” go here.
To Vote in our Fourteenth Category “The Keanu Reeves Award for Worst Attempt by a Movie Star at being a Rock Star” go here.