Dildohead & Noodleshitter > Douchebag

And yet, 90% of the people who preach "wait till you're married" have pre-marital sex...

the majority of them use sex appeal as their main marketing campaign.

Also, notice how passive and accommodating the girls look. Save for Brooke Shields, who got thrown to the wolves for that ad. Whereas look at the (fairly scarce) men and boys and how they are posed

xblanksface said:

None of these people can sing. Is that it?

*zing!*

Hm, lack of talent and good looks? Btw, that pic of the girl and her father gives me the creeps for some reason.

marshmallowcocoapuffs said:

*zing!*

Hey, homegirl in the white dress has some pipes

sappysuperunknown10 said:

Hm, lack of talent and good looks? Btw, that pic of the girl and her father gives me the creeps for some reason.

Maybe it's because a) It's a PURITY BALL and b) She looks like his prom date, and we all know what happens after prom

johnnynotsid said:

Maybe it's because a) It's a PURITY BALL and b) She looks like his prom date, and we all know what happens after prom

IMA flipp out if it was a purity ball...oh jez imagine...WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!

D: ugh purity balls. SO MANY wrong things going on in those things :S

Okay, if I shouldn't have been creeped out by the whole Purity Ball's "you have no right to your sexuality and men must make decisions for you" thing, and the fact that the male equivalent is an "Integrity Ball", where they promise to preserve their girlfriends for her husband (are women cars or something?), that picture, gave me more creeps.