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Here is the video link:

http://www.buzznet.com/tags/avrillavigne/video/163895/

I'm speechless.There is so much wrong with this I can barely even count it. How, how does anyone with a shred of common decency make something like this? First of all, she's married and not thirteen. However, she "writes" this song. Okay, first, that is solid proof that she is not a real artist. Last time I checked, artists write what they know. I do believe when you are married, you do not go around looking for a boyfriend.

Second, when this rat first surfaced, she was easily laughed off. After all, punk? Hello? PUNK? How the hell was this chick punk? It was a lie, a mass-marketed corporational ploy. That was all she was. But now....

She trash-talked Britney Spears, pretended to be able to play guitar, and acted like she was better. Saying she'd never wear a dress, never dress like a skank. Well, here she is, ladies. Tiny shorts and fishnets. Then of course we've seen her in dresses. Oh, and saying she could be bigger than Britney. Well, no, Ms Lavigne, you could not. Why? Well,  one thing Shitney always had going for her was the fact that she could dance. As you have just shown us, you can't dance to save your life. So you've proven to be a pompous fraud and hypocrite.

Then there is the video itself. Wow. Aparantly, girls, it's totally okay to attack and bully an innocent chick and steal her boyfriend as long as you don't look preppy. That's right! Dye your hair black or wear fishnets and the statues of common decency no longer apply! You can take whatever you want and the girl does not matter! She sucks! You will win as long as you look like today's society's definition of a punk rock chick! All other girls who choose to dress differently don't matter! They don't have feelings! It's totally ok! Why? They dress preppy! You can take their dead-beat boyfriend! Why should you care about them?

And if this was supposed to be a joke, well it turns out Avril Lavigne is also terribly unfunny.

Let me ask you something; what did that red-headed chick do to deserve being slammed by go-karts, pulled out of a photobooth, have her boyfriend stolen and watch it happen right in front of her, be bullied by some random girl, hit in the head, thrown in a river, tumbled down a hill, and sunk in a toilet? Nothing as far as I could tell. God forbid she looked different. Even if they were not meant to be together, it's still not fair to do that to someone. But apparantly hurting people who look different is okay.

Seriously, imagine some girl about twelve years of age sees this video, and she had been pining to ask some guy, lets call him "scottie" to a school dance, but is nervous because he dresses all "cool" and such in black and she dresses preppie and thinks she is not cool enough for him. But really she is a wonderful girl and Scottie totally would go with her. And she is just summoning up the courage to ask him when she sees this shit. Now she's scared to death because she thinks the same thing will happen to her as it did to the red-headed chick in the video. Even if it's meant to be a joke, it still made something suck for someone.

And also, let's talk about the song: first it's merely a rip-off combinaion of Hey Mickey, Doncha, and anything Gwen Stefani did. A piece of trash. Terrible lyrics. No good rhyme scheme even. Not even a rhyme scheme. Truly awful.

Also, Avril, I don't know if you know this, but punk is generally something that discards any sense of rank or authority, so being "the motherfucking princess" or "punk rock princess"  is equal to being Anastasia Romanov. Oh, and usually, it's better to grow as an artist. Not be a stupid little brat.

I am shocked by how vile this is. Seriously we have reached a new low.

Avril, please go back to Canada, or if they don't want you (after all, they are very polite, unlike you),  grab your ugly poser husband and move to Nepal where we never have to see or hear from you again. You can spit on whoever you want there.

Now You here you go again, you say you want your freedom, Well who am I to keep you down, It's only right that you should play the way you feel it, but listen carefully to the sound. Thunder only happens when it's raining, players only love you when they're playing, say ... women they will come and go, when the rain washes you clean you'll know.------Fleetwood Mac, 'Dreams'

Okay, okay, okay, before I get into anything, I want to make one thing clear: I am not going harp on her for having a famous dad. Listen, if you want to do anything with your life, you should use every advantage you have or you probably don't want it enough. If you have someone who can put your foot in the door, more power to you. And unlike some people from show biz families, Lily Allen actually has talent and uses it to produce something worthwhile. Good. We need more of that. You should not view using the advantages you have been given as a bad thing. In fact, I'd think in a lot of cases, it would be selfish not to. There are people who would to kill to have someone put their foot in the door, and who would you be to not take the help that is open to you? And it is not like Lily's broadcasted herself as "Lily Allen, daughter of Keith Allen." She has shown a little dignity.

At least in that area.

Here's where my trouble starts; some of her behaviour. You know what? If some place treats you like shit, then three cheers for sweet revenge. Go ahead and fuck with your dressing room. But she never spoke about anyone at the venue treating her badly, yet she trashes their property when last I checked they were giving her money to stand and sing. Listen, you know, if you do something like that for no reason and then take pictures and brag about it you're either trying to get attention for being "hardcore rock and roll and sticking it to the man, dude" or you're on drugs.

Miss Allen, if the case is the former, you should probably know a few things. One: you don't need to be rock and roll because you're at your coolest singing funny pop songs. You don't even do rock and roll. You make very good pop music. Therefore, rock and roll is not something you really need to be to make us think you're cool. Two: wrecking a dressing room for no reason is not rock and roll. Rock and roll is playing music that is energetic, awesome, edgy, and rebellious on rock instruments like the guitar, keyboards, drum, and bass. Three: trashing a dressing room is not an artistic staement, nor is it one that benefits anyone or "stick it to the man." It is actually sticking it for the poor custodial staff who will have to spend hours cleaning it up because you decided to get drunk and be stupid. Worse, you also boast and broadcast the fact that you made their that much harder. Nothing more "anti-authority rock and roll" then making life harder for the common laborer, eh? Four: Rock and roll usually has a point. Like making yourself and others have fun, opening somebody's eyes to something, sending a good message, and doing something that may have a good, lasting effect on someone. None of that shit you just pulled did any of that.

I'll tell you what, Lily, if you really think what you did was cool enough to go through all the trouble of bragging about it and posting pictures on myspace, why don't you head down to the supermarket, buy some cleaning supplies with your own money, then clean up and fix all that shit yourself. Then maybe you'll see how cool and boast-worthy your mess is when you're scrubbing a floor.

In fact, I think all people who pull that shit without justification should have to do that. Maybe it will teach them a little consideration.

Also, Miss Allen, you should know it is not cool to start shit with other musicians. Especially when you've complained about predjudice against female musicians. Well, how warm towards you do you think people in your industry will be when you insult them in the press, throw bottles at their heads, and pounce on them. Using the double-standard sexism thing is a low, slimy thing. Patti Smith and Stevie Knicks did not bust their asses for that. Aretha Franklin did not belt her heart out for that. Janis Joplin did not drink herself to death for that. Let me give you a hint: Industry people will not be out to get you for being a woman. As far as most people are concerned, it's Girl Power, Fuck Cunts. Sure there is still sexism, but don't you dare use that as an excuse (It kinda sets us back and makes it look like we'll call that anytime to we get into trouble). Cunts don't have to be women. When Pete Doherty pulls that type of crap, he gets (rightfully so) called a cunt. When the Gallaghers pull that shit, they (rightfully so) get called cunts. If Mika did that, he'd be called a cunt. If one of the guys from Muse did that, they'd be cunts (I'm keeping this to british artists).

People fuck cunts, but don't get fucked by them. It's about fuck you, not fuck me.

Well, SINCE you want to be respected and treated equally......

The days when everyone finds that shit cool are coming to an end.

Also, speaking of women, I notice you like to talk trash in the press a lot and that your targets are usually chicks like Madonna and Corrine Bailey Rae. Wow, you're really helping us girls out, aren't you? You're a revolutionary for women's rights in the music industry, you just promote us so well, don't you? Thank you so much.

Read these words again people:

Now You here you go again/ you say you want your freedom/ Well who am I to keep you down/ It's only right that you should play the way you feel it/ but listen carefully to the sound. --- Thunder only happens when it's raining/ players only love you when they're playing/ say ... women they will come and go/ when the rain washes you clean you'll know.------Fleetwood Mac, 'Dreams'

(muse fans just scroll down to the last paragraph. This is mostly for MCR people but I thought you'd find the last bit funny)

Le Sigh, You know, usually poxline is smart. WTF happened?

This is for all you guys: ignore the fucking link/journal/headline bitching about how MCR did not win any grammys. It is retarded. Just so you know, there are requirements for nominations to be made. They are as follows:

The artist/record must have released a studio recording between October 2005 and September 2006

It must have reached at least gold sales

The release must have been awarded a credible amount of critical praise.

The Black Parade was released on October, 24, 2006. A month after the time frame. THEY COULD NOT HAVE BEEN NOMINATED ANYWAY!!!!

Furthermore, The Black Parade had not reached Gold sales in the US until after nominations were announced, so thats another disqualification.

You know The Black Parade was better than the Dixie Chicks. I know it too. But the Dixie Chicks are more qualified to recieve the Grammy than MCR. Sorry. Technicalities can be a real bitch.

MCR have never met the qualifications for a Grammy Nomination. They could not have been nominated for Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge because it didn't go Gold until way after the Grammys of that year.

Now personally, I don't give a shit if they are ever nominated. But so many people seemed so upset I just had to calm you down. However, you should never give a shit about the Grammys. Ever. It's a bullshit awards show with no real credibility left at all. Consider the following:

1. In the early nineties, The award for best new artist was given to the German duo Milli Vanilli. Milli Vanilli had never stepped foot in a studio or sung a word. They just lip-synched. Like Ashlee Simpson, only Ashlee actually does record her shitty vocals. So the Grammys gave away the best new artist to a group with less musical merit than Ashlee Simpson

2. Britney Spears has a Grammy.

3. Fergie has one too

4. Following Artists never to recieve a Grammy: The Who, Bob Marley, Morrissey, The Ramones, Nirvana, The Talking Heads and Patti Smith. David Bowie had not gotten one in his entire 37-year-long music career of writing epic songs that are immortalized within the Music section of heaven until they finally let Ludacris talk about him last year and say he has a lifetime achievement award. Bowie never showed.

But anyways, everyone's been getting all hyped up over a meaningless retarded thing MCR weren't eligible for to begin with. Why do they need a Grammy anyways?

You guys should stop focussing on that and instead focus on the fact that Muse didn't get didly squat even though they were fully qualified. Not that Muse need a Grammy, I just want to see Matt Bellamy to get up there and rant about conspiracies on National Television and freak everyone out. And then blow his nose in it.