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1).Don't ask Pete what Panic really had to do to get him to sign them
2) Ask Patrick when the baby is due
3) "That's not yours!"
4)  "I've seen bigger."
5) "Actually, that wasn't the first time I saw your balls, I first saw them on patrick's chin."

6) Ask Pete if he went to Neverland last night
7) Tell Patrick about your pilates class
8) Ask Joe about what it feels like to have your hair reach outer space
9) Ask Andy to please hold onto your mink while you go club those seals
10) Ask Pete how dinner went with Brandon
11) Congratulate Andy on winning sexiest vegetarian
12) Ask Andy to teach you that trick with the stake
13) Suggest to Patrick that you hit a strip club
14) Call Joe "Undercover Brother"
15) Ask Joe what Jesus was like growing up.

16) Sing Pete a lullaby

17) “Down with Morrissey, that racist homo.”

18) Call their dolls action figures

19) “How’s Michelle doing?”

20) “You’re gonna have to use your old van for the time being.”

21) “You just killed Santa!”

22) “Your mom is hot.”

23) Ask Patrick where he gets the ideas for the lyrics

24) Ask Patrick what Ireland is like

25)  To Andy: "Wow Hagrid, you sure have lost weight!"

26) “Waiter! Could you get me a vodka?”

27) “So tell me about your personal life.”

28) Call Joe Jewseph

29) Ask Pete to play you something on piano.

30) “So when was your last shower?”

31) “Kanye can kiss my ass.”

32) “So how do you get your voice to make that squeaky sound?”

33) “Really, who is that singing at the beginning of Honourable Mention?”

34) “Oh! SHIT! ANDY RUN! THERE’S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!”

35) To Andy: “I loved you in ‘Secret Window.’”