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Hello Buzznetters! This is Wendy Notsid back with the second Annual BUZZNET MUSIC RAZZIES.

For those of you who don’t know, the Buzznet Music Razzies are a series of Polls that are designed to award the truly awful things we’ve seen and heard in music over the years.

Here’s how it works, we have a series of categories, and every category will have a poll ten nominees. Two polls will be posted per week.

Users will give me candidates to be nominees for each category, listed in this journal.

While the primary basis for nominations will be user picks, I, Wendy Notsid, will not necessarily use every one of them nor will every nominee be one suggested by the users. This is a precautionary measure in case a) not enough nominees are suggested for a category, b) there is a ridiculous amount of redundancy in the nominations (ie, people nominating Hannah Montana for every category), or c) if the nominee is not seen to fit the category (if this is the case, I will PM the person for clarification). Also, if certain nominees were used last year and they have not been active this year, they may be excluded.

HOWEVER, I want to make it clear to you that YOU ARE THE ONES WHO CHOOSE WHO IS NOMINATED. NOT ME. JUST BECAUSE I PUT SOMEONE IN, IT DOES NOT MEAN I ACTUALLY HAVE A NEGATIVE OPINION OF THE ARTIST/SONG/WHATEVER. THESE POLLS DO NOT REFLECT MY OWN PERSONAL FEELINGS OR TASTES. ANYBODY WHO FAILS TO NOTE THIS AND MAKES A COMMENT ALONG THE LINES OF INSULTING OR THREATENING FOR HAVING SO AND SO IN THE POLL IMMEDIATELY ACCEPTS THE TITLE OF “ILLITERATE TEENYBOPPER” AND FORFEITS THEIR RIGHT TO COMPLAIN WHEN PEOPLE RESPOND TO THEM WITH VARIOUS MACROS. THE SAME GOES FOR PEOPLE WHO INSULT OTHERS FOR NOT LIKING SOMETHING. IF YOU’RE UPSET SOMETHING YOU LIKE IS NOMINATED, SAY SO, BUT DO NOT SAY NASTY THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE FOR HAVING DIFFERENT PREFERENCES. YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE IT OR PRETEND YOU DO. JUST TOLERATE IT. THIS DISCLAIMER WILL BE ON THE TOP OF EVERY POLL AND SO IF YOU NEGLECT TO READ IT, WELL, YOUR FAULT.

                I would also like to let people know that I’m not stupid, I know that like last year, I will be getting a lot of heat for this. I am not afraid of dealing with that as I have done before and will not complain. I put myself out there, I’m going to get jabbed. I’ll also own up to being a total schmuck. I am not going to whine and piss about it. I will laugh at all the people who were not mature or intelligent enough to not have an outburst over an internet poll. However, if you do enter into a debate with me or insult me or anyone else, I will tell you where to go. And if you insult others viciously, I will definitely grill you.

                THE NOMINEES ARE NOT PICKED BY ONE PERSON. THEREFORE TRYING TO BITCH OUT SOMEONE WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. IF YOU CAN’T KEEP YOURSELF FROM HAVING A TEMPER TANTRUM BY SOME POLL ON THE INTERNET, THEN STAY OF THE FREAKING INTERNET.

                Opinions: Good.

                Tantrums: Suckier than Fred Phelps

                Ok, so now, the categories this year are mostly the same, save for a few ones that I left out from last year and the addition of a few new ones I’ve come up with.

                This is how the nomination will work: I am going to list the categories by number. In the comments below, you will list the candidates you want for the category by the corresponding number. By each category that has already been done last year, there will be a link to the poll from last year in order for you guys to reference in case you want to nominate something that has already been nominated. If you still want to do that after viewing the last poll, please tell me why. If it is a new category, there will be a star (*) next to it.

                The Categories:

               
1)Worst band/artist. Last Year's Poll

2)Most overrated band/artist. Last Year's Poll
3)Worst album made by a good artist. Last Year's Poll
4)Worst album made by a bad artist. Last Year's Poll
5)Most Astounding Scandal/Rumor. Last Year's Poll
6)Dumbest Musician Quote. Last Year's Poll
7)Most idiotic band feud. Last Year's Poll
8)Worst band name. Last Year's Poll
9)Worst cover. Last Year's Poll
10)Worst lyrics. Last Year's Poll
11)Most annoying single. Last Year's Poll
12)Worst Live Act. Last Year's Poll
13)Most Pathetic band member solo career. Last Year's Poll
14)Worst attempt by actor trying to be a rock star. Last Year's Poll
15)Worst attempt by rock star trying to be an actor. Last Year's Poll
*16) Most Pathetically Blatent Product Placement.
17)Worst Attempt at Being Cool and Hip. Last Year's Poll
*18)Lamest Death in Music
*19) Worst Rock Star Appearance Transformation