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I am not knowing why, but Buzznet has decreased the contrast of this picture! SCANDALOUS.

"Misses Saporta, if you'll just follow me I'll take your weight and blood pressure before Doctor Jacobs see's you." A short nurse, decked from head to toe in hot pink scrubs poked her head around the corner and waved me over, "The husband can come, too." she added before pushing the door farther open, allowing Gabe and I to pass through into a smaller room.

I sat down on one of the only two chairs in the room and waited as she affixed the apparatus to my arm, then instructing me to hop on the scale, "We'll just kill two birds with one stone."

I hated going to the doctors office. It was my absolute least favorite place to go, mainly because it was filled with sick people, and one thing I hated more than doctors offices were sick people. They spread the germs that got you sick.

My fingers fidgited before Gabe's…

Bob eye. He has the most beautiful blue eye... and yes I do mean eye. His other eye is brown.

Well, I do, Kinda. I like the concept of it, but, it just kind of sucks.
Eh.

While wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was bringing down the house in the Broadway production of Chicago, Pete was attending the premier of the new Guy Richie film Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law. Pete's thoughts on the movie? Well, apparently the costumes are good.

Since interning at Allure ive got the opportunity to know what makeup is best to use, and let me tell you they have two closets FILLED with makeup...i still need to pinch myself when i walk in...

so i have a lot of makeup that ive bought and what i got from them..

more photos found in my bloggy blog!

itstheconcubine.blogspot.com

Quote of the Week: : "There are so many hot guys in this city, I don't know how you live here & your vagina doesn't burst"

I also taught him how to tie a scarf

My San Fran. delight has come back to me! YUM :D
Its so amazing to be back in Cali. Home sweet home!

what a cute kid.

I love dancing despite i think i'm not very good.
would you like to enjoy something but you're not very good to do it?
xoxo